gilly
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Post by gilly on Dec 11, 2006 12:28:02 GMT
For sale, former helm. Head recently exploded although seems to sail better in this condition. Several former owners, body poor esp in area of spinal weakness. Lacks direction, has been accused of plumbing new depths. Marked reluctance to buy own beer (for religious reasons) but seems able to drink beer bought by others. Broken" off" switch but responds to kicking. Navigation equipment unused. For sale as owner bought wrong model without stabilisers, would make good land fill, not suitable for spares and not in breeding/race condition. Any offers considered. ps not house trained
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Post by CJR1100 on Dec 11, 2006 13:11:22 GMT
John, he is your responsibility. You have kept him fed and watered far to long. We know that you have given him every opportunity to win things and due to the diminished brainpower, (this is again down to your fault, pints of gin and tonic at sailing club functions) this has not been possible, apart from blinding pieces of brilliance from the crew. Just remember a Helm’s is just not for Christmas its for the rest of the sailing season to.
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Post by Tarmacsoftee on Dec 24, 2006 19:15:15 GMT
Jon, have you tried selling this rather tatty and well-used article at Tansley Car boot Sale, you can get rid of almost anything thats passed its sell-by date there, mind you it may be to far for you to come on a Sunday! ;D ;D
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Post by CJR1100 on Dec 24, 2006 20:39:20 GMT
I heard that John, had tried that and the said item was returned as beyond economical repair. I know what you are thinking that never stopped him before but this was the straw that broke the camels back.
Is that why he has gone off to live in the sun?
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gilly
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Post by gilly on Dec 25, 2006 12:46:17 GMT
Tried to take him to Tansley but thingy Dalton said he was putting the pigs off their food so had to leave early, was offered a straight swap for a one legged ceramic womble but offer was withdrawn when goods better inspected. Latest attempt was on e.bay where he failed to make the 68p listing fee. It has been suggested that medical experiments might be a good use and that he would make a viable substitute for a pack of smoking beagles. Any suggestions gratefully received but please no more about sending him to Australia, they have suffered enough already. France,now there's an idea.......
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Post by crewless on Jan 2, 2007 12:43:41 GMT
You utter utter utter BATHPLUGS! I'll show you when...erm.....I'll get back to you
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gilly
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Post by gilly on Jan 4, 2007 3:54:31 GMT
BATHPLUGS! what kind of poor excuse for an insult is that?
Only a plumber would be so obsessed with leaks(a Welsh plumber?) that even his profanities would be water based.
Mind you I've just remembered about Little Frank, he had a problem with leaks didn't he?
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geise
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Post by geise on Jan 10, 2007 14:05:40 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Fun to read
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Post by USA 1108 on Feb 10, 2008 19:22:40 GMT
ahh but the Welsh curse so beautifully...
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