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Post by crewless on Jan 7, 2007 12:33:14 GMT
I am looking for a new crew, the old one has buggered off to Antigua and left me in the lurch (not a comfortable place to sit at all!) He did forget to take his boat though...which was nice! must have sailing GOD like skills and carry about 16 stone for heavyer weather yet have the uncanny ability to loose about 6 of them for lighter airs (Gilly used to take raw chicken supprise to acheive that) Must have enough loose cash to buy the boat when sponsor gets pissed off at not being able to sail anymore! Must be able to drink more than 2 pints...so they can make sure I get to bed Must not be overawed by the presence of sailing deities! must not mind sharing a compact yet bijou sleeping accomodation must like buying beer I think thats it Interested parties please contact with full CV and bank statement.
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Post by CJR1100 on Jan 7, 2007 14:26:52 GMT
You forgot the punishment buggerings the crew has to take! and do one have to supply own mirror?
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Post by badlydrawn on Jan 8, 2007 14:14:57 GMT
Sounded like reasonable requirements for a decent crew until it got to "must not mind sharing a compact yet bijou sleeping accomodation".
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gilly
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Post by gilly on Jan 10, 2007 0:00:35 GMT
Thats it then, if the punishment buggerings are being taken away its off to the sunshine for Slippery Sam. Anyway I've found something better than raw chicken suprise....Suzies Hot Sauce, works in seconds. "I fell in through a burning ring of fire" or something like that. Anyway I've found something better than Tempests....Maltese Falcon....thats what I want. I wonder if they do a trailer to fit?
The chap I sail with out here was asking if I had thought of trying some other sport, it seems that spinnaker bags should be tied to the boat not the spinnaker....sounds daft to me, if that were the case they'd be called boat bags wouldnt they? Anyway must go I've got to go buy 6 more spinnaker bags for Thursdays racing!
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Post by geise on Jan 10, 2007 14:03:25 GMT
Sounds like great fun for the crew
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Post by CJR1100 on Jan 10, 2007 18:14:45 GMT
? Not sure.
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Post by crewless on Jan 11, 2007 17:22:50 GMT
Geise sounds like he could be a candidate, I'll send him round to you for the punishment though Chris if you don't mind!
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Post by CJR1100 on Jan 11, 2007 21:28:21 GMT
To busy with all those polish plumbers over here to do anything like that, can it wait till end of the month when himself gets back?
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gilly
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Post by gilly on Jan 12, 2007 2:27:30 GMT
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Post by geise on Jan 12, 2007 14:39:51 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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